This is hilarious and sad at the same time: What if animals ate fast food video… This funny 1:44 video entitled “What if animals ate fast food” is worth every second. (I promise): Does anyone else’s mind wonder to what a video of this style would look like if it were entitled “What if animals went to Church”? Next Blog By jeff noel Retired Disney Institute Keynote Speaker and Prolific Blogger. Five daily, differently-themed personal blogs (about life's 5 big choices) on five interconnected sites. View all of jeff noel's posts.